![]() 12/20/2013 at 12:33 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
bwaaa haa haa haaa THEY FAILED! Thanx to this...
Ze hose clamp of DEATH!!! lol :]
I opened my tailgate and it just fell further than it was suppose to. The strap clips had been released. (shown below clipped back on)
After the straps are released, one just has to pull up on the right and pull it out on the left and vamonos guey! A tech here at Aston Martin told me to put a hose clamp on the tail gate for that very reason. As you can see in the other picture, the release screw is at an awkward angle just in case that testicle fucker had a screwdriver.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 12:36 |
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"testicle fucker "
how would... I don't... if you... maybe... hmm
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awesome! glad such a simple hack foiled them. Glad also that being foiled didn't turn into them just vandalizing it
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Nice!! I will have to tell my dad about that trick. He has a similar truck. Gotta love when precautions like this turn out to be worth it.
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Nice! How many crims carry a 5/16" wrench, anyways? Can't imagine very many.
Also, this is why I like my locking tailgate.
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I haven't had that happen to me (yet) but I'm going to do that as well. Thanks for the tip!
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Do Aston Martin techs see a lot of stolen tail gates?
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I use my 6 or 7 MM ratchet wrench. It have in handy when I was a tech, damn Swedish and English cars lol :]
They should make them with lock mechanisms
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yup, it would of got pricey.
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oh exactly my thoughts as well, very possible at that point
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no problem buddy :]
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lol, there are seriously endless combinations of naughty words, try it, it's fun
Nipple piss raper!
![]() 12/20/2013 at 12:47 |
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His wife is a cop I believe, she gave him that tip.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 12:48 |
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like listening to an ESL, or small child learning english try to swear for the first time :D
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My Ford has a lock built in. Now I know to take a 5/16 ratcheting box wrench and a screwdriver when I come back. :)
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Stick fuck dick lick.
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Er'body want a piece of DAT Ass(ton Martin)
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He's the thief.
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aww memories :] English is my second language, third is you count span-glish :]
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Theft proof tailgates should be standard.
Now that these things are (insert dollar figure) so goddamn expensive to replace, you would think owners would expect this to be standard. Aren't wheel locks standard these days?
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lol right. Ford did hook it up, lucky :]
![]() 12/20/2013 at 12:53 |
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lol, period blood drenched shit sandwich!
ewww :]
![]() 12/20/2013 at 12:54 |
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One of my favorites is dick nose. I use that one on the road alot. Then there's pig fucker, horse fucker, ass spelunker...
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oh i know, I'd buy a truck simply for a key fob operated lock/unlock feature. Chevy
Colorado, pay attention :]
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This can only mean there is an Astonamino in the works....
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Mine has this.
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I want a locking tailgate, especially in my ghetto ass neighborhood
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I think you can buy the part. Not sure if you could get it keyed to your key or if you would just have a random tailgate key.
At least you stopped him for a moment. I would suggest figuring something else out asap as he may return with a screwdriver and 10% more patience.
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http://www.ebay.com/bhp/chevy-silv…
Here ya go.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 13:15 |
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That is the reason I never lock my tailgate and my tonneau cover. Usually lock the tailgate and leave the cover open.
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If you carry a changeable screwdriver around, one end is usually a 5/16" and the other is 1/4".
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sad, yeah, when I had a beater I would often leave it parked unlocked so it didn't get vandalized or broken in the act of breaking in. All I had to lose was some loose change, and I guess the whole car :P
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It's sad when you'd rather lose the entire car than have to pay for a window, but true.
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screwdriver can't be used (see pic), but yes you are correct. As long as I have the part, i'll just have to get the numbers and order of the lock cylinder, key one myself to fit the key
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the loss of an entire car was reasonably unlikely, but broken windows for general thievery was fairly common in the area I frequently parked
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EL_ULY finally posts pics of something, and Kinja won't let me annotate it with OM NOM NOMs. You just never mind that there's nothing edible. Whatever.
Seriously though, that is brilliant. There was a local-ish news story just yesterday about tailgate thefts on the rise. I'm going to try this on my Sierra sometime soon.
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Huh....I pictured you in a green F-150 with a mural of your truck crossing the Rio and some Aztec ladies.
#YaTuSabes
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Here in Houston, a dude had his tailgate stolen then went on CL to find one. Some dude showed up at his house from the ad with a truck full of them. I'm pretty sure you've guessed by now that the one he was trying to sell the guy indeed was the one he stole from him LOL!!!!!.
The other day i was going to post my intro finally, in which included pictures of my damn hot little fiance, glad it got Kinja'd in hindsight lol. I'm asking for trouble :] here she is anyways :]
(heel-less heels)
She is currently in Mexico DF but she'll be a Texan soon enough
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But it's angled so that wouldn't work, unless you have a mini portal gun.
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Ahuevo! Y la calcomania de NL y unos gallos, AJUA!!!
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...oh god...i can't out do that one.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 14:56 |
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Our secretary thought of piss raping scrotum sausage lol. Nasty little girl :]
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Wow! She's a keeper!
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My tailgate is like the smallest you could find on any truck, considering it's a stepside Ranger. If they really want the thing that badly they can have it. I also leave my truck unlocked 90% of the time, I can see it from my room, and I like guns.
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that's right :]
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haha I've seen a truck here in jalisco with the very same truck painted in it's tailgate that has another truck painted in it's tailgate, it's very bizarre in like the inception of trucks or something like that.
![]() 12/28/2013 at 18:12 |
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Nice hack!
On another note, people steal tailgates??
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all the time :(